I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

Instead of looking for someone who’s all fur coat and no knickers, I suggest that you look for someone like me who looks good inside and out. Well, I may not have a fanny but at least, I do have an amazing asshole.

I have two impressive sides. Use a yellow feather to tease my delicate skin if you want to see a tigress right before your very eyes. But handcuff me or pin me down if you want to tame me. The ball is in your court honey.

Some of my exes think that I'm too bossy when it comes to sex. I don't see anything wrong with it since I'm just telling them what they have to do in order to enjoy what he is doing to me. And another reason for it is because they tend to ignore my i...

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.