I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.

I feel really satisfied if my partner sprinkles his load onto my face and my luscious knockers right after shagging. I'd be over the moon if he lets me swallow the remainder of his cum from his still semi-hard penis.

My sex pet peeves: too much talking, taking my clothes off by myself, the use of saliva as lube, the same position again and again. I could go on and on, but these are just some of the things that really irritate me while shagging.

If you are the type of guy who doesn't mind wasting his life waiting for the right lady to come along, then you are the not for me. I only want something casual and temporary. I don't get the idea of marriage. I mean, how can someone stand having sex...

A sensible lass who appreciates a man for his mind, having a fit body is a bonus. What good is getting to know a bloke who I can't have a proper conversation with. Someone who is the perfect balance between clever and wicked .