I am a total bint who loves to make out with random dudes I meet in the watering hole. I often lose myself once I get knackered up. If you want to have a taste of my hot body and tight asshole, you must first defeat me in a drinking contest.

Gonna be upfront and say: I am only here to find someone who can give me a night filled with wickedness and pleasure. Serious relationships have never been my cup of tea, nor do I think it ever will be.

Let’s just say that I already called time out on being serious in relationships. Like I’m done with love, commitments, and shit like that. Now, I’m just interested in some temporary, thrilling, and fun kind of flirty arrangements.

"""You're so stunning. Want to shag?"" my doctor asked. ""You're so hot in bed. I can't resist you,"" my ex-lover said. ""I love that you're bubbly,"" my friend commented. ""It's your soft and round boobies that have got me attracted to you,"" my ...

My life has been a roller coaster of emotions these past few years. I've been through a lot of ups and downs in my past relationships. All the happiness I felt during the time I spent with my ex were changed into sorrowful weeping in a blink of an ey...