What you need to know about me is that I like pole dancing that is accompanied by strip teasing. Though it may not look like it, I am actually a really great pole dancer and not to brag but I have the ability to do some extreme pole dancing routine w...

Let’s just say that I’m happy with what and who I am right now. I may not be a real woman but I know in my heart and soul that I am one. Anyway, my sexy and luscious body is in desperate need of someone who can play and get naughty with it. Just ...

If you're that kind of bloke who can make funny and cute faces to hear my hearty laughter, I suggest you leave me a message right away. And I'd appreciate if you can also send me a photo of your cute expressions, honey.

A simple woman with so many kinks and fetishes that I'm looking forward to experience before my knees and joints become weak. I won't give any hints here as I'd like to spill the beans through private chat. ;-)

Here's something that might excite you. My ass is now open for business. If you want to try out what this tight booty has to offer, send me your resume with the funniest joke you know. Short-listed applicants will then be interviewed through chat.