I am the type of person who will laugh at the most inappropriate jokes or at the wrong time. Witty, always have a good quip at the tip of my tongue. Very sarcastic and have a flare for dramatics, I can be over the top at times. Does not shy away from...

Instead of breaking my heart, why not break my asshole? You are more than welcome to fuck up my ass. Just make sure you will not also fuck up my life. I am a complete anal slut, so I would pretty much enjoy it if you ruin my bum.

One confident lass who doesn’t care about what others think about her. I don’t care if they judge me for having a John Thomas despite having a pair of thrupney bits. I also do not care if they think of me as a slag because of all the lads who I s...

It may not be obvious but I do have a partner and the only reason why I’m here is that he’s been ignoring me and he’s been very busy for the past few weeks. I came here because I want to find the lad who can shower me with his time, affection, ...

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.