I am the kind of lady who will keep stuffing your face with pizzas and shepherd pie until your body becomes too fat for other girls. It would be hard to cheat with someone if you are not that attractive any more.

The mornings would not be complete without a full English breakfast and a cup of black coffee. I am a tea person but having that serving of roasted caffeinated goodness just hits the spot. What would make it better is an extra serving of "bangers" in...

A simple lass who knows how to appreciate the basic things in life and even the littlest of things. No, I'm not only talking about cock size. I'm just the kind of person who can be pleased easily. Guys who can grab my attention are the ones who don't...

In case you are curious, the ultimate sex fantasy of a lass like me is to be anal fucked inside a restaurant’s restroom. Yes, I would like to be fucked in a public place but not the kind where people get to see us.

Instead of looking for someone who’s all fur coat and no knickers, I suggest that you look for someone like me who looks good inside and out. Well, I may not have a fanny but at least, I do have an amazing asshole.